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@SlowBerserk said in #2:
> The road crossed the chicken. Why did the road do that?

Was it a rocky road? Because Rocky roads are known to cross chickens, especially when there's ice cream and sandwiches involved.
@Approximation said in #5:
> Was it a rocky road? Because Rocky roads are known to cross chickens, especially when there's ice cream and sandwiches involved.
that almost got Mr
Horsey walks into a bar, the barman says,
"Why the one side of face. "? :).
A guy robbs a bank and gets death penalty,he says to himself,let this be a good lesson to me
TWO TOMaTO CROSS RODE ONE GETS RUN OVER
OTHER TOMaTO SAYS: hEY ceTCHuPP!!!