@Noflaps said in #5:
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@Ifancy_potato, must I point this out again and again?
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> Elephants are Republican. Walruses are Democrat (since they are the donkey of the sea). And the hippopotamus is clearly superior to both.
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> The hippopotamus wouldn't even deign to fight either of those leathery alternatives, since it would be like Mike Tyson fighting Joe Biden: simply unfair, and instantly over. And the hippo is not just mighty; the hippo is quite principled and fair.
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> The hippo is like the Idaho potato: best in class, and quite fancy.
A hippo beating a literal Elephant? The hippopotamus wouldn't even be close to beating the Elephant.